TGIF Humor

[racfish]

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved "I love you, Sally ."
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money -
fifty thousand dollars!
Andy said, "We've got to give it back."
Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door.. "Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
Sally said, "No".
Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic.
Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile"
The agents turned to Andy and began to question him. One said: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ......"
The first police officer turned to his partner and said, "We're outta here!"

[Amx]

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[crappiemaster]

That's hilarious! Here's one for you:

An elderly couple goes to the doctor because they are concerned about not remembering things. The Dr. checks them out and tells them,"Well I got some good news and bad news. The good news is that you don't have any kind of illnesses or anything to worry about, but the bad news is that as we get older, we will tend to forget things. My suggestion is to just write things down."
They leave the office happy.
Later that evening, as they are watching TV the wife gets up and says to her husband,"I am going to the kitchen to get a bowl of ice cream, do you want some?"
The man says,"Sure, but remember what the Dr. said. Maybe you should write it down"
She responds"I am not going to forget, anything else?" He says," Yeah, pour some of that chocolate syrup over my ice cream, but maybe you should write it down."
"Chocolate syrup over ice cream, knock it off, anything else?" The man says "Sprinkle some chopped nuts over the syrup, please write it down!"
Wife is getting irritated and repeats his order and askes if there is anything else. He replies "Put a cherry on top, but I think you better write it down" She snaps at him,"ICE CREAM WITH CHOCOLATE SYRUP WITH CHOPPED NUTS AND A CHERRY ON TOP COMING UP!
She goes into the kitchen and twenty minutes later comes out and hands him a plate with two eggs and two pieces of bacon. He jumps out of the chair and starts yelling at her,"See I told you, but you wouldn't listen. This is why he said to write it down!! Where's my toast!!!

[racfish]

I resemble that joke. Thats not funny. Hahahaha. Love it...

[rjn cajun]

rac that`s great. Good old fashion humor.

[Mike Carey]

ah the Off Topic area. Let's try to keep it clean, shall we? The post that got removed made me feel like I was watching a soft porn movie. Ummm, not that I've ever done that.

[kenimes]

Yea, sorry bout that one. I thought of it as a joke- no cursing, just funny. Made me laugh, so I wanted to share.

Will try more family friendly jokes, or none at all.

Cheers!

[AJ's Dad]

Here is the only clean joke I know.

A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender say, "Hey Buddy. Why the long face"?

Now that's funny. I don't care who you are or how many times you hear it. [lol]