I call and talk to each of the 5 parties on Friday and plan to hi-tail it down after work and look at the best ones first. As I head out I call boat#1 and he informed me that the price we discussed over the phone is not going to be enough no and that he actually wants more then he posted the boat for

Call boat #2 tell him Im on my way and that I have the agreed upon amount in my pocket and a hitch on the truck. Asked if he has all papers in hand and ready to sign....... Sorry but its my friends boat and I don't have the title but I can sign a note and sign his name......

Call Boat #3 Same thing, He owns it 50/50 with a friend and they cant find the title...

Boat 4 didn't answer the phone and Boat #5 decided to keep his boat and go fishing since his UN-employment kicked in finally.

WOW is it really this hard to buy something with a fist full of cash and the full power of the inter web at you finger tips???