Im not a big hunter but a friend of mine sent me this joke.I thought it was ok enough for the site.
A man wakes up one morning in Alaska to find a bear on his roof. So he
looks in the Yellow Pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear
Removers". He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be over
in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's
got a ladder, a baseball bat, shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do?" the home owner asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go
up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When
the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles in his
teeth and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put
him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the home owner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the home owner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog"
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racfish
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Bear Removal
When youre up to your rear end in alligators,its hard to remember that the initial plan was to drain the swamp.
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RE:Bear Removal
To Funny.
My sisters neighbor East of Lake Stevens took this pic in the woods between their houses.
My sisters neighbor East of Lake Stevens took this pic in the woods between their houses.
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Good one racfish.
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